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-comic,id,link,url,filename,title
-xkcd,665,http://xkcd.org/665/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/prudence.png,prudence.png,"Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade."\r
-xkcd,666,http://xkcd.org/666/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/silent_hammer.png,silent_hammer.png,"I bet he'll keep quiet for a couple weeks and then-- wait, did you nail a piece of scrap wood to my antique table a moment ago?"\r
-xkcd,667,http://xkcd.org/667/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/skifree.png,skifree.png,"And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went."\r
-xkcd,668,http://xkcd.org/668/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pandora.png,pandora.png,"What? Oh, no, the 'Enchanted' soundtrack was just playing because Pandora's algorithms are terrible. [silence] ... (quietly) That's how you knooooooow ..."\r
-xkcd,669,http://xkcd.org/669/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/experiment.png,experiment.png,The other two are still lost on the infinite plane of uniform density.\r
-xkcd,670,http://xkcd.org/670/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/spinal_tap_amps.png,spinal_tap_amps.png,"Wow, that's less than $200 per ... uh ... that's a good deal!"\r
-xkcd,671,http://xkcd.org/671/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stephen_and_me.png,stephen_and_me.png,"Hey, let go! We were all thinking it! Someone had to speak truth to power!"\r
-xkcd,672,http://xkcd.org/672/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/suggestions.png,suggestions.png,An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE.\r
-xkcd,673,http://xkcd.org/673/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_sun.png,the_sun.png,"Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch! Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time."\r
-xkcd,674,http://xkcd.org/674/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/natural_parenting.png,natural_parenting.png,"On one hand, every single one of my ancestors going back billions of years has managed to figure it out. On the other hand, that's the mother of all sampling biases."\r
-xkcd,675,http://xkcd.org/675/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/revolutionary.png,revolutionary.png,"I mean, what's more likely -- that I have uncovered fundamental flaws in this field that no one in it has ever thought about, or that I need to read a little more? Hint: it's the one that involves less work."\r
-xkcd,676,http://xkcd.org/676/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/abstraction.png,abstraction.png,"If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat?"\r
-xkcd,677,http://xkcd.org/677/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/asshole.png,asshole.png,"[Shortly thereafter, at a nearby bakery] ::CRASH:: ::RUMBLE:: ::VRRRRRR:: '... I don't know, officer. It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!'"\r
-xkcd,678,http://xkcd.org/678/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/researcher_translation.png,researcher_translation.png,A technology that is '20 years away' will be 20 years away indefinitely.\r
-xkcd,679,http://xkcd.org/679/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/christmas_plans.png,christmas_plans.png,Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.\r
-xkcd,680,http://xkcd.org/680/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/december_25th.png,december_25th.png,"If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the April blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?"\r
-xkcd,681,http://xkcd.org/681/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/gravity_wells.png,gravity_wells.png,"This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets."\r
-xkcd,682,http://xkcd.org/682/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/force.png,force.png,Force-choking the chicken.\r
-xkcd,683,http://xkcd.org/683/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/science_montage.png,science_montage.png,The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!\r
-xkcd,684,http://xkcd.org/684/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/we_get_it.png,we_get_it.png,"The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'"\r
-xkcd,685,http://xkcd.org/685/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/g-spot.png,g-spot.png,"The BBC lead was 'The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.' I couldn't read it with a straight face."\r
-xkcd,686,http://xkcd.org/686/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/admin_mourning.png,admin_mourning.png,And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.\r
-xkcd,687,http://xkcd.org/687/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dimensional_analysis.png,dimensional_analysis.png,Or the pressure at the Earth's core will rise slightly.\r
-xkcd,688,http://xkcd.org/688/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/self_description.png,self_description.png,"The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself. The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop. The mouseover text has two hundred and forty-two characters."\r
-xkcd,689,http://xkcd.org/689/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/first_design.png,first_design.png,Pool on the roof must've sprung a leak.\r
-xkcd,690,http://xkcd.org/690/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/semicontrolled_demolition.png,semicontrolled_demolition.png,I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.\r
-xkcd,691,http://xkcd.org/691/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/microsd.png,microsd.png,"That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm."\r
-xkcd,692,http://xkcd.org/692/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dirty_harry.png,dirty_harry.png,Sci-fi has energy weapons because otherwise the people like me who watch it get distracted counting shots.\r
-xkcd,693,http://xkcd.org/693/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/childrens_fantasy.png,childrens_fantasy.png,"I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK."\r
-xkcd,694,http://xkcd.org/694/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/retro_virus.png,retro_virus.png,He says this is the year of Linux on the desktop! The world of Windows will fade any moment now!\r
-xkcd,695,http://xkcd.org/695/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/spirit.png,spirit.png,"On January 26th, 2274 Mars days into the mission, NASA declared Spirit a 'stationary research station', expected to stay operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown."\r
-xkcd,696,http://xkcd.org/696/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/strip_games.png,strip_games.png,HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF STRIP GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?\r
-xkcd,697,http://xkcd.org/697/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tensile_vs_shear_strength.png,tensile_vs_shear_strength.png,"Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign."\r
-xkcd,698,http://xkcd.org/698/,http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/you_hang_up_first.png,you_hang_up_first.png,"No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first."\r
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